Or, at least has eerily similar aesthetics to them. A recent lawsuit aimed at NASA, over some petty beef with his billionaire rival, Elon Musk, is apparently so lard in size that its clogging up The Department Of Justice computer systems….so Bezos can add tampering with regular government operations to his villain resumé.
NASA “reluctantly agrees” to extend the stay on SpaceX’s HLS contract by a week bc the 7GB+ of case-related docs in the Blue Origin suit keeps causing DOJ’s Adobe software to crash and key NASA staff were busy at Space Symposium this week, causing delays to a filing deadline. lol pic.twitter.com/HcTHsTAUfZ
— Joey Roulette (@joroulette) August 27, 2021
Surprisingly, seven gigabytes worth of PDFs) is too much for our gov. to handle. The issue stems, supposedly, from the fact that the Adobe Acrobat can’t combine “several hundred files at one time without crashing.” Hm, yeah, sure thing.
If you need more proof of Sir. Bezos’ villainous status—
Breaking News: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to step down in order to pursue his life-long goal of becoming Lex Luthor. pic.twitter.com/eSksqK24ua
— Seth K (@SethyPoo) February 2, 2021
The resemblance is uncanny, s’all I’m saying. In hopes to protect myself from any kind of amazon-alexa-watch-list, let it be clear this is all for the goof.